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Fail safe protection used to penetrate orifices of individuals likely to be riddled with disease.
Dude, you better put on a fucking jungle condom before you fuck that...that whore has so many diseases her cooch has alphabet soup in it.
what you say when someone stating facts
“cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”
“nut no condom”
A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose
"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"
A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived
"The condom breakers stole our wood"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"
A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived
The condom breakers stole our wood
*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker
The act of taking a golf shot that doesn’t feel good, but you know is safe.
“Go on John - take a condom shot to hit the fairway”
“A what shot?!”
“A condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know it’s safe”
A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.
The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.
1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!