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Crabbing

Taking a haircomb and running it through your pubes to get the crabs out

"damn bitch you need to go crabbing"

by octoNG March 13, 2023


Crabbing

Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange river. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.

"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."

"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."

"Show bobs vegana I show me crabbing"

by Wulfnir88 September 9, 2018


Crab dinner

When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex

C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it

by masshole official July 2, 2017


Crab mentality

You love being social and all together however if you put a bucket out there with a bunch of us or crabs you see one crab try to climb out and escape that bucket. The next Crab sees this and maneuvers to climb over all others and grab that other “Mitch” Crab and pull his Crab ass back down. Essentially at its core, the meaning of someone not supportive of someone you know who is going above and beyond to push forward, or surpassing their status .

The Crab Mentality in this area is too much. It’s Toxic, Abrasive without care or consideration for the better of us as a whole community.

by Crab Mentality April 6, 2024


Crab Smacked

The act of having sex with a girl who has crabs who dosen't tell you, and when you find out midway through sex, you cock slap the girl

Orny: "Dude your date last night had crabs from fucking me."
Randy: "I know, which is why i crab smacked her."
Orny: "TOTALLY RAD BRAH!!!

by Hairy pee hole May 23, 2009


J Crab

Sexiest overwatch player of all time. He plays Junkrat so he's a little bitch but he's still aight

That Junkrat is a J Crab

by JLammers February 20, 2023


Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021