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Crush Philosophy

One having the thought of an opposite gender and they soon appear out of no where, leaving you in distraught and anxiety attacks.

Not knowing love but thinking you know Crush philosophy

by Potato Crisps April 8, 2018


lesgirl crush

When a female obsesses on another females life so much...
Queistioning their sexuality big time!

Mary: Oh that lola is on fb saying this
And she on twitter saying this
And she on bebo sayin this
And she on MySpace saying this...

Anna: omg are you like...stalking her with that lesgirl crush talk?

Mary: yea the bitch is all that...I think about her 24/7 I Have a lesgirl crush!

Anna: wow girl you need rehab!

by raneat February 22, 2014


Vagina crush

To have a deep sexual attractive to a male/ female that you want to just have sex with them. This is used when you dont know the person personally and do not know what their personality is like. Just a sexual attraction.

I have such a vagina crush on him. Hes so attractive. Can I just fuck him?

by Everythingaboutyou13 February 23, 2015


Cigarette crush

A spin off of eye candy; a crush who is literally cancer but you can’t stop liking.

A cigarette crush is fantastic at first but turns into a horrible problem the more you crave them.

Omg girl Matthew is so hot but actually so rude
“Honey, sounds like you got a cigarette crush”

by XxMoist_BaconxX January 20, 2019


Chaos crush

A chaos crush is somebody who makes you question your sexuality but doesn't turn you.

Girl 1: hey did you see that girl, she's making me question my sexuality.
Girl 2: oh, are you attracted to women?
Girl 1: nah, she's just my chaos crush

by It.b.me February 5, 2022


crush goggles

For when a person has a "crush" on a person and then starts seeing that person as faultless or perfect normally seen also in New relationships or "honeymoon goggles".

She sees him so perfectly must be crush goggles

by hello the idiot that use this November 27, 2014


crushing the tomato

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.

by datmanydocris January 15, 2016