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Yesss, those assholes who stay up way too late fucking each other, scraping unknown objects against their walls. The assholes who crank up failinem aka eminem and think it's so cool. You see them in the apartment parking lot with their limp bizkit cranked all the way up while head banging. Seriously, who the fuck head bangs to limp bizkit?
You've yelled quite a few times but to no avail.
Jeff: Why are the guys next door having sex like they're animals in heat?
Caleb: How should I know what those next door assholes are doing? I hope their genitals catch on fire.
A supposed heterosexual whom secretly will have same sex encounters.
Steven says he is not into other guys, but we know he is a bi-fold door.
See how he is checking out that other dude, I knew he is a bi-fold door.
Black Air Forces which are the number one shoe that felonies are committed in.
93% of all felonies involve a person or persons wearing the shoe
Johnny’s rocking the kick door specials u better watch your back around him
1. The rule parents have for their teenage children which states that the door must remain open at all times when guests, friends, or significant others are over preventing any sexual intercourse from happening.
2. A policy, that parents create, in which they leave their door open so their teenage children can't tell what nights they are having sex and what nights they aren't.
1. Dude 1: I just got cock blocked from my freaking mother!
Dude 2: Really? That sucks!
Dude 1: Yeah, she really shafts me with that open door policy.
2. Dude 1: Ugch! I was up all night!
Dude 2: I can tell, you look like a zombie!
Dude 1: Yeah, my parents were going at it last night and tried to trick us with the Open Door Policy. They failed miserably and my mother's moans could be heard across the universe.
when you are having sex with a girl and you are about to cum, in one deft movement you pull out and shove it in her anus without warning and immediately ejaculate in a sexual explosion.
last night i gave julie a back door torpedo!
1.)A gay man
2.)A straight man OBSESSED with anal sex
3.)A man who loves back doors
1.)"Look at that back door lover and his little poodle. Poof."
2.)"I'm what you call a back door lover. If it's not brown, i'm not down."
3.)"He seemed like a nice guy until he saw my back door...then he changed completely"
The elevator was about to close when the elderly gentleman started shouting ho de door you jazz holes!