Mexican Fruit Picker

Where you eat out a girl and you get a piece of pubic hair in your teeth and you have to pick it out.

I had to do a mexican fruit picker last night, that girl was so hairy.

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passion fruit

a homosexual prostitute

"we rented a passion fruit for some tomato-throwing fun on my birthday"

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Fruit Roll Up

A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.

Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.

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Forbidden Passion Fruit

A child whose parents are siblings. First used by Arnold Rimmer in an episode of the British Sci-Fi TV series "Red Dwarf".

I met someone from Arkansas last week. And not forbidden passion fruit, either.

Vorare-fruit-ia

The fruit version of vorarephilia, (often shortened “fruitvore) a sexually fruit vore of being eaten alive

Mmm you taste good, I think it’s called “vorare-fruit-ia” get it? “Vorarefruitia”? You know, it’s the fruit version of vorarephilia, nuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Vagina Fruit Salad

When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.

Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.

Fruit basket

But your junk in a bowl fruits n give it to someone to eat it

Joe was hungrey for snack until someone give him a fruit basket

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