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Instead of saying ‘god bless you’ when someone sneezes, say ‘goblin-shoes’. Goblins are just as fairy tale like and made up as god is, so have a little fun when someone sneezes.
Somebody: *SNEEZE*
You: Goblin-shoes! (Instead of bless you or god bless you)
The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.
Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.
A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.
Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.
I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.
Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm
Theres sperm goblins in the woods
Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm
Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin
A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.
My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!