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In Fortnite, when you have zero shield or need shield and your teammate has shield but won’t give you any and stay quite when asked.
“Anyone have any minis ? Or any form of shield “?
Silence...
You die and see your teammates inventory..
Teammates inventory: 10 minis and 3 50 pots.
So they are known as Heal-Goblins.
When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work
If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.
A character from the fictional album named The Chodessy. A goblin who loves BH and would do anything for it. Goes insane when it does not have it.
Also a way to explain that you're a great person, but with a evil twist, also means that you love bh and will do anything for it
Stev: Imma bh goblin
Maria: OK stev we know
Stev: imma bh goblin
Someone who hangs out by the urnials in gay clubs to collect piss. They will do anything for pee, hence the goblin mode.
Yo, that piss goblin got me good at the Eagle last night.
A woman in her early 30s who does meth and is passed around from dope boy to dope boy showers 1 to two times a month and if ask men ain't shit
That new bitch alyssa is a rot pussy cum goblin
a dune goblin is goddamn sand nigger
that fuckin habibe over there is a dune goblin
A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "Smegma soldiers".
In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"