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A nice small town were bonfires are the usual, its full of rednecks, punks, "emos", suicidal/misguided teens, and eating disorders. We also have the occasional child molesters, and sex offenders. The ball flats are usually were the drugs are at, but you can find some nice people...on occasion. The highlights of Greene is the sports. The main attention goes out to the phenomenal wrestlers, field hockey girls, and football. You may see everybody in Greene at these events. Oh, and not to mention the most exciting day of the school year...Ride your tractor to school day. As you drive by you can see them parked on the front lawn near the high school entrance.
"Come on boys! Its Greene, NY ride your tractor to school day! Dont forget to attend the bonfire tonight! Oh and dont forget your drugs on your way out!"
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The state of depression that arises from having stagefright during first time having sex. Results in limp dick with an inability to pleasure either partner.
Dude, did you get laid last night?!
Nah, i had Green Leaf...
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The most coveted prize in all of golf, and the bedroom. The Green Jacket is awarded to those who have “destroyed all holes on the course” so to speak. Unless your name is Tiger Fucking Woods the only way you’ll be getting a Green Jacket is by drilling and filling all three predominant sexual orifices on the same woman. When you’ve drilled all of a woman’s holes your buddies are legally required to award you with a Green Jacket which is to be signed and passed down among you until you’ve all worn the jacket
Well boys I never thought I’d see the day we gave Cameron his Green Jacket. Brooke finally let him plow the most illusive hole, her asshole. I’m so proud
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When you are with a group of people that make you feel loved
When Jessica was with the guys she experienced heavy green heart
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The second or so after a light turns red used to make it past the intersection before the other light turns green.
Used Mostly in Massachusetts where most douche bags live and driving laws do not really apply at all.
Doug: Dude, you just ran that red light
Katt: I got it man, where in Lowell its a Massachusetts Green Kiiidd.
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Robert Green is (although, we'll see how long that lasts) a goal keeper for the English National Football Team. His job as goalie is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but his utter, horrendous fuck up against the US National Team (specifically a very poorly kicked ball from Clint Dempsey), on June 12th, 2010, has made his name synonymous with any major clusterfuck to befall an unwitting human being.
Personally, I like the guy. I mean, I almost had him confused with an opposing, professional goalie, but that was cleared up around minute 40 of that match.
Dude 1: Yo, did you catch that soft ass goal that Clint Dempsey scored against Robert Green?
Dude 2: Yeah man, Robert Green is the softest motherfucker on the face of the Earth. British soccer hooligans have probably murdered his entire family.
Dude 1: I'm so glad we tied that, and maybe Robert Green's fuck up will make Capello put in Calamity James as keeper! THAT'LL work out well for those stupid Brits!
Dude 3: What the fuck is soccer?
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A bitch with a green skin disorder on a females cheeks is called Green booty.
I had a pool party and my friend went under tha water with his goggles and looked at this bitches booty and she had green booty
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