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Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.

When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.

by Bedtime Binks December 19, 2024


Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.

When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.

by Bedtime Binks December 19, 2024


Cream Burrito

when a person takes apart an Oreo cookie, takes out the cream filling, rolls it up which resembles a burrito

"My Oreo split perfectly! So I'm going to make a cream burrito with it!"

by tl203 July 03, 2012


Burrito Lagoon

It refers to the spicy soup-like excrement that is left behind in the toilet bowl after passing Mexican food. Caused mostly by an overconsumption of Taco Bell.

Brett is no longer allowed to shit in my house after he left a burrito lagoon in the toilet from all the Taco Bell he had last night.”

by Dirty Jerry January 10, 2025


sumerian burrito

When you can't fit your penis inside the dead baby so you just fuck it instead.

"Stay still little jimmy this might hurt"
I'm gonna give you a Sumerian burrito

by Sumerian burrito November 16, 2016


deep fried burritos

the absolute greatest thing ever. period.

megadeth cant' touch deep fried burritos in any way. no matter how many key changes are in the solo

by duncacas February 09, 2010


Burrito's tatas

Rushmore Titties, mommy milkers, teddy's hands pillows, oxygen provider...

Burrito's tatas

by coffee_man March 27, 2023