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she was ready to fuck, but he couldonly manage a jelly roll.
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Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.
While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it
Simon: wait is that true?
Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
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The semen originating from a royal family
As the prince was getting a blow job from the princess, he spewed royal jelly all over her face.
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The best lesbian sex position ever. You gotta just do it. Nothing else to it. It’s whatever you want it to be.
I did the upside down jelly with my girlfriend last night, best sex I’ve ever had.
when you see a girl who has potential and is attractive but isnt giving it to any guy
Look at that girl standing over there...all that jelly and no toast..
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