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National Give A Blowjob Day (United States)
“Can I give you a blowjob? It’s July 7”
“Sure, whatever.”
Can be known as a captain save a hoe or bro. Always down for her ppl and can flip just as much shit to anyone as any of the jokesters around. Can also sum up the definition to be as simple as the most realest nd awesomeness friend one can ask for so if you ever meet julie parrish your a lucky fucker
Man i needa find me a julie parrish kinda friend not one these busta ass snohomish county fucks
the day all kinnies will die.
i will snipe all of them.
who am i?
:)
person 1: yo what day is it?
person 2: july 1st... wait, didn't you say you kinned komaeda ?
person 1: yeah why?
person 2: im so sorry
Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).
Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.
This is a baddie holiday! You already know it’s Leo season, so you’re automatically #1! You radiant confidence and light! you’re a sweetheart, but you have a side you like to hide from others. You are the life of the party and people either want to walk with you or hate on you. Only the
“When’s Kiwi birthday?”
“july 26th”
“damnnnn, no wonder she a boss. I’m tryna get like her”
The last two weeks of july that are specifically set aside to smoke marijuana.In order to take part you must stop updating facebook,myspace etc.. and only call those who are participating in the fry.
Im so burnt out after the july fry
The day where you have sex in the back of a vehicle with someone with the name of Logan.
Hey it’s 4th July
Time to have some fun