july 1st

the day all kinnies will die.

i will snipe all of them.
who am i?
:)

person 1: yo what day is it?
person 2: july 1st... wait, didn't you say you kinned komaeda ?
person 1: yeah why?
person 2: im so sorry

July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

July 9th

july 9th is national ask a girl out

ex

boy:hey it’s july 9th yk what that means

girl:no what dose it mean
boy:will you be my girlfriend

July 7

National Give A Blowjob Day (United States)

“Can I give you a blowjob? It’s July 7”

“Sure, whatever.”

July 26th

This is a baddie holiday! You already know it’s Leo season, so you’re automatically #1! You radiant confidence and light! you’re a sweetheart, but you have a side you like to hide from others. You are the life of the party and people either want to walk with you or hate on you. Only the

“When’s Kiwi birthday?”
“july 26th”

“damnnnn, no wonder she a boss. I’m tryna get like her”

july fry

The last two weeks of july that are specifically set aside to smoke marijuana.In order to take part you must stop updating facebook,myspace etc.. and only call those who are participating in the fry.

Im so burnt out after the july fry

Megan & Julie

“I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends”

Well, now ya have. Julie and Megan start off as acquaintances, not very close at all, but as time slowly goes on they become better friends than most, always listening to the other’s rants/vents, talking about random stuff that comes to mind, and always being able to make the other smile.

These two have gone through a lot together, no matter what happens they will always stay side by side, and who knows, maybe a lil bit of romantic feelings may start to form between them. Let’s say they got together at some point in time, both of them would be masters at cuddling and loving on each other, and they will always wake up with happy smiles just thinking about how they have the other in their lives.

That kind of friendship is magical if you ask me.

Schoolmate 1: “Where’s Julie?”
Schoolmate 2: “With who she’s always with.”
Schoolmate 1: “With Megan?”
Schoolmate 3: “Obviously, that’s why their called ‘Megan & Julie’”