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Getting absolutely pwnd in a Video Game.
I'm getting absolutely Mario Kart'd by this guy named stinkypoo in Mario Kart.
The fucker in smash that relies on pills and tornado to snag free wins
Dr. Mario mains have an orgasm when they land a down B.
If you have a friend named Mario, you will have to do what he says for 1 day (Note: if he doesn't, he has to change his name to whatever Mario wants)
Mario: Hi diego, its mario day
Diego: Yes
Mario: i want pizza :D
Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.
A demon form of the regular Mario responsible for slaughtering Mars. His body is made of ice and is known for killing minorities.
"Holy shit Ice Mario just mutilated some Croatians"
The second half of the Hail Mary Prayer in Polish
Only Polish people can say the Shfienta Mario.
Mario is a person who can charm any girl he wants with a "wink". He doesn't have to be sexy to get women
Hey, amigo you remind me of mario cavazos