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the long ass naps you take when you're hungover
"I just woke up from my 4th hangover nap."
It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap
Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.
What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.
Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.
A nap that you take on the ground outside
I took a homeless nap on the grass at track practice.
I took a homeless nap on the beach.
The Sunday nap a Baptist takes in between morning and evening services
Dude, that sermon be slappin. Ima go home and take a Baptist nap to recharge.
When a person overdoses on heroin and falls unconscious
Guy: Hey what's up with Steve?
Other Guy: Oh Sleepy Steve, he's just taking a needle nap
rusty's new motivational slogan
Guy 1: Hey Rusty, what's your slogan? Gonna enjoy post prom?
Rusty: POWER NAPS AND PARTY HATS BRO. AND YEAH IM GONNA BE MILKING THE MINT ALL NIGHT.
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