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1. a "suspect" or DL dude
2. a guy with bitchtastic tendencies
That guy's glistening lips and nut-hugging skinny jeans had me consider he'd just been dipped in a vat of eau de homo...
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A fast-growing, quirky suburb of Des Moines, Iowa.
If Iowa's residents were asked what local city they most loathed, there is strong reason to believe that "West Des Moines" would be the most popular answer. Words often used to describe the city are "wealthy", "trendy", "arrogant", and "modern".
As of 2007, West Des Moines' city council is the highest paid in the nation for a city its size (it is followed closely by Albany, the capitol of New York), but when one examines the city's recent growth it becomes apparent why this is so. The city has demonstrated jaw-dropping growth over the past 5 years, constructing what is currently the largest shopping mall in Iowa, the national headquarters for Wells Fargo Bank, and a plethora of smaller businesses also located near the aforementioned mall within this time period.
Valley High School of West Des Moines has in recent years dominated high school sports and academic competitions, much to the ire of native residents throughout the rest of the state, whose local high school teams routinely face unrelenting punishment from "those damned Valley Kids". In 2006 Valley High School's football team was ranked as one of the top 3 in the nation (state champions in Iowa), and in the same year Valley High School's mock trial team won their national championship. The debate team is also nationally renowned as well as the marching band and orchestra (which earned recognition from the Grammy Association in 2002).
West Des Moines' strong growth and education system can largely be attributed to the area's large but unevenly distributed wealth. The richest residents tend to live on the west side of the town while the poorer, more established residents often reside in the eastern Valley Junction area. Surprisingly there is remarkably little class conflict or animosity, however many residents are uncomfortable with being labeled as rich or arrogant by outsiders, and often go out of their way to prove themselves contrary to this common stereotype within Iowa.
Check out that arrogant prick, I bet he's from West Des Moines.
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Victoria De Angelis also known as 'Vic' is the hottest fucking mommy out there and she plays the damn guitar SOOO well also i want her to finger me and make me cum periodt.
If we get married i'll let yall know for now imma just call her mommy and hope that one day she fucks me periodt. also MÅNESKIN STAYS IN EUROPE yall american assholes stay the fuck away cus im finna gonna bite yall.HARD.
Victoria De Angelis can fuck me rn
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Having your milk getting spoiled two weeks in a row.
John's roomate: Where is the milk- did we have de ja moo?!
John: ...
John's roomate: DAMNIT JOHN!!!!
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Used by the Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation. Literally saying Kings Love.
Latin King 1."We will stand strong and unite on the pigs"
Latin King 2."Amor de rey 4 life!"
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A Brazilian Steakhouse that serves only Kosher meats.
We were going to go to Fogo de Chao but Phil got bent out of shape because he's jewish and can't eat any pork. He insisted that we go to Fogo de Jew instead.
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(n.) An holiday that's kind of like cinco de mayo, except crazier.
Person A - Do you celebrate cinco de mayo?
Person B - No, I celebrate cinco de loco.
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