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the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.
I met and surpassed the tootise roll critical number, as i am now here suffering the consequences on the shitter.
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Never calling the fucking police out of spite or anger. No matter whatever. Simply puts you at fuck boy status. Especially while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Resulting in Bad choices suffer horrible consequences.....
Tim left a book behind... Tim got mad when Ashley didn't do what Tim said... Tim breaks in, and then calls the police when Ashley freaks out..... Tim broke THE NUMBER 1 G code... Tim then left with 2 pairs of jeans and pajama pants and a jacket..... WITH POLICE ASSISTANCE.... Way to BREAK THE NUMBER 1 G-code. This may be highly mistaken for the term fuckboy!
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When someone has the same phone number as you, but a different area code
Brad: What’s your number Karly?
Karly: (772)567-9899
Brad: We’re Area code number neighbors! Mine is (408)567-9899
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the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.
You have surpassed the tootsie roll critical number, suffer the consequences.
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sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.
dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!
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Usually given to the crappiest teams in the league to improve their record next year but only to find out either:
They did do good in college but suck in the professionals Ryan Leaf
Got a serious injury Greg Oden
Overrated pieces of crap who might end up in jail Michael Vick
or just plain Overrated Kwame Brown
So in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst... Unless your lucky Michael Jordan
1998 Charger fan 1: Who was our number 1 draft pick this year?
1998 Chargers fan 2: Ryan Leaf
1998 Charger fan 1: I smell super bowl!
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BTS Jin is chosen as Number 1 Sculpted Face In The World by Czech Doll Designer Team
After receiving a total of 1,504,602 public votes for top10 finalists, Jin has managed to take the winning trophy, selected as Number 1. Jin has bee announced the one with best 'Sculpted Face in the World' by sculptor Radek Schick.
He took 1st place that his oval features balanced symmetrically that can be filmed from any angle and his mouth beautifully curved.
As Winning Trophy Kim Seokjin's face engraved on a crystal block with his title "Sculpted". his picture is half his actual face and half his 3d designed face that are almost equal.
"Ethereal beauty is made only for Jin, he is Number 1 Sculpted Face in the World."