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Shoving a large hard penis all the way into a woman's vagina in a single hard thrust without warning
Bro you should of scene Kaitlin's face when I pitch poled her lastnight
Where an enterprising bike thief has removed bolts securing a pole to the bottom, but kept the pole for the cyclist to lock up to...like a sucker.
Always make sure you're not locking to a sucker pole!
To flawlessly and vigorously perform a Hand Job.
This weekend I gave my boyfriend the best pole bapping of his life.
Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.
Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!
Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!
Thats harsh
if you ever see this person run. termagant pole is an aggresive but friendly scp who is to be kept in his corner. Jimmy tea time is his favourite time. very stanky woman!!!!!
random person: HEY! WHY IS TERMAGANT POLE NOT IN HIS CORNER
random person 2: I-I-I he wanted to join me for jimmy tea time......
random person: this is why we put you both in his corner
Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
A. The Penis
B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!