A Pole smoker is someone who likes to give head to their boss to justify the minimal work they actually do.
โI just saw Scott sucking Andreโs cock! What a pole smoker!โ
1) A box for storing Poles.
2) A vagina for storing dicks
I stabbed her in the pole box. She lost the election.
An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.
"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."
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"Rumour has it Chris likes to stick his tongue to the icicle pole." or "Did you hear? Amber got fired from the hospital for riding the icicle pole."
A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
Greasing the poll, masterbation
Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole
The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.
Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.