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Pole Bap

To flawlessly and vigorously perform a Hand Job.

This weekend I gave my boyfriend the best pole bapping of his life.

by Bapper69 February 01, 2018


pole sleeve

A device used to protect you form sexual transmitted deseases while having sex. A latex fabric that you place over your pole like a sleeve

Before Bob was to be mounted by Paul he insisted that Paul place a pole sleeve on.

by Swine Doctor May 31, 2011


I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 09, 2023


Icy pole

Another word for penis.

im gonna go suck an icy pole man!

dude thats way over the top gay

by hyjkhgfdfghjh August 01, 2016


pole jocker

When jose dick rides and doesn’t get off my pole

Look at jose being a pole jocker again.

by Hahaha_OW January 07, 2023


dada poles

Architectural columns that are too small relative to the size of a front porch; toothpick-like unadorned porch columns; baby pieces of wood holding up the world.

They did an amazing job on the renovation, but those dada poles on the front porch look like they're going to snap any minute!

by David Mann June 07, 2024


pole babbling

The act of attempting to speak when your tongue is stuck to a cold pole

"Guyth I need my mecidthon" "What is he doing?" "Oh he's just pole babbling"

by Carlos the marmoset January 27, 2014