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the largest university in Texas. Due to the 10% rule and relatively good academics, many high school seniors apply here as a safety school. It is probably the largest safety school in the South because they weren't able to get into a private, often Ivy League, school instead.
Student: Hey where are you going to school next year?
Future Texas student: Well, I didn't get into MIT or Yale, so i guess I'm headed to the University of Texas. At least they have a good football team...
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I did like this movie, though they ruined some songs.
This is the movie that made me love the Beatles as much as I do, so I thank it.
1: OMGZ JIM STURGESS IS HOT.
2: yeup. across the universe was good.
i suck at thinking of examples.
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A college in Burbank, California. They operate sims in Second Life where they also have a group with over 500 members. The group in Second Life has be subject to allot of controversy for harboring griefers and trolling other residents. Their original sim "Woodbury University" was destroyed by Linden Labs in 2007.
Woodbury University members.
20:00 Eiyahn Andel: i cannot maek cube
20:00 Stephie Dawes: You need to be in the group.
20:00 Eiyahn Andel: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
20:00 Eiyahn Andel: i dont know how to join, all ive ever done is griefing/sim crashing not group stuff
20:01 Stephie Dawes: lol
20:01 Nidol Slazar: rofl
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The University of Cambridge and the University of Oxford are the oldest universities in the English-speaking world.
They are the most prestigious institutions in the United Kingdom, and are collectively known as Oxbridge.
Oxbridge are consistently ranked as being two of the worlds best educational institutions, the others generally being the likes of Harvard, MIT, Stanford, Princeton, Yale et al.
Alumni of the two universities include Isaac Newton, Stephen (both Fry and Hawking), Simon and Will from the Inbetweeners, David Attenborough, Charles Darwin, C.S. Lewis, Armstrong and Miller, Mitchell and Webb, Lewis Carroll, T.S. Eliot and Bill Clinton, to name just a few of what is an enormous list of influential figures throughout history. Well over 100 Nobel Prize-winners, countless prime ministers, presidents, kings and queens have attended at least one of either Oxford or Cambridge.
Were just one figure to be named as the most famous figure bearing the Oxbridge name, it would surely be Mr. Bean, perhaps best known for playing popular actor Rowan Atkinson.
"William Fulbright was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship to study at Oxford."
"I got rejected from Cambridge." "Unlucky bro, what's your backup?"
"Black student rejected from Oxbridge despite AABBC at A-level including Media and Food Tech."
"Cambridge University has lost the world number-one spot to Harvard University in this year's world rankings. But do not despair, O Cantabrigians, for though they may be shed here, poureth e'er the more tears in the third-class city of Oxford, where their polytechnic came in at just fifth place, overtaken by those nerds at MIT."
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An institution of learning which touts itself as being one of the best universities in the country. Also famed for its importunate insulting of The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, which, despite being a public institution that doesn't charge a small fortune in tuition and does not include a minumum of 4 legacy connections as a requirement for admission, maintains a similarly high academic caliber. Employer of Mike Krzyzewski, possibly the spawn of Satan and facilitator of the massacre of his team on their beloved J.J. Redick's senior night, where a primarily first-year UNC roster schooled the player who Duke likes to think is God's gift to basketball. Redick, in true champion style, proceeded to cry like the Dookie that he is, because when a Duke student doesn't get what they want, they only need cry about it and either Mommy, Daddy, or their frat brother will come save them.
Friends don't let friends go to Duke University.
How many Duke University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Three. One to change the lightbulb and two to crack under the pressure.
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Ryerson University is the go-to school for students who want to go to school in Toronto but weren't accepted to the University of Toronto.
UofT Student: Did you get any internship opportunities for this summer? I'm going to be interning at J.P Morgan!
Ryerson University Student: Yeah, I'm interning to be a bank teller at CIBC. #imbetterthanyou #ryersondecagoals
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also known as tu
students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed
Full of hippies and queers
the university of texas is the 2ns best university in texas
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