hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.

Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.

soapy puppy

a game you play with your friend in the shower.

we played some soapy puppy.

tough puppy

A British slang term signifying hard luck or misfortune. Usually used humorously; also used to needle.

I say! My daughter Estella has run off with a blacksmith's boy!

Well, tough puppy, Miss Havisham.

Puppy Coded

TRZAYNE's celebratory phrase when he wins a game online or achieves something god or of value. This is only for TRZAYNE, as it is a gatekept saying.

In Fortnite:
tomtanks1418: Oh no I'm downed and they're gonna touch me!
TRZAYNE: Not on my watch pal.
*TRZAYNE full boxes around tomtanks1418 and kills the enemy duo*
TRZAYNE: I'M SO PUPPY CODED AT THIS GAME!!

flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

flesh puppies

the fleshy alien things from the 2002 scooby doo live action movie

Those flesh puppies are spoopy

Puppy-Syndrome

When a friend, family, or significant other follows you around everywhere like a little puppy.

I like going dancing with my family, but my cousin has puppy-syndrome.

I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.