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Hey bro, your Nissan GTR attracts so many guys it's a sausage magnet!
A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.
Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.
Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.
A gay male. A homosexual man.
Apparently Bob is "sausage friendly"... Just saw him making out with Jimmy.
Frying the sausage is when a female puts a males penis into a toaster, oven, or air fryer to get it crispier before the sucks the dog.
Frying the sausage example “I cant wait to fry your sausage so its nice and crispy for my mouth”
A bar whose inhabitants are almost entirely male. Sausage saloons differ from gay bars in that the clientele is straight; mostly working stiffs and pensioners enjoying a cold one. Not bad places to hang out, but don't go there looking to score chicks.
Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.
Dan: "Damn, that 90-year old barmaid is the only chick in here!"
Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."
Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.
Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.
Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.
A 'small sausage' is used to indirectly talk about someones dick size
You have a small sausage on your plate