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When a woman wears a pair of calf-high boots (or higher) and her leg fat spills over the top, making her legs look like sausage links.
Hey Guy, look at that sausage bottom! As if Uggs weren't disgusting enough!
The male version of "side chick".
I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.
When you are having sex with a girl on her period and your penis has a lot of blood on it, resembling a blood sausage.
Boy- "Babe, I want to have sex tonight".
Girl- "But babe I'm on my period!"
Boy- "Bluh sausage!"
We would have been here earlier, but Debbie browned the sausage.
A sex move in where the male places his genitalia on a piece of bread. He will the put onions and tomato sauce on the genitalia. The female or “Bunnings goer” the eats said sausage sizzle.
Fuck mate I just go the missus to eat the ol’ sausage sizzle
Type of clothing fit where the item is several sizes too small, leading to love-handle overhang or wardrobe malfunction potential.
"Hi, do you have these jeans in sausage-fit? I only want half of my arse inside."
When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.
Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.