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During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
Grouching season is when you are constantly grumpy and any little thing will annoy you, you may want to fight people
Jack-“it’s grouching season bro”
Ethan-“yeh same”
Jack-“that kids looking at my funny”
Ethan-“let’s dip him down”
Certain bisexuals that every so often (or seasonally) feel a sexual preference change towards the otherwise normally less preferred gender
As a seasonal bisexual, I keep in contact with my handsome male friend David (fwb) for when I feel like a change of pace from beautiful women.
When people who live in cities with winter pick someone to shack up with for the cold months and dump them when spring comes along
Bob and Sandy were each others' seasonal snuggler, but when the hormones from the sun kicked in again, they broke up
The route of the phrase North Moore Season stems from the landmark location of NORTH MOORE Street in the TriBeCa neighborhood of NYC. Well known for its access to the west side running path, several turf fields, and some of the most beautiful sunsets in the world. North Moore Season is a time of year between May and July where Mother Nature graces NYC with extended hours of sunlight after 7 months of disgusting snow, slush, and darkness. From the hours of 5pm to 9pm everyday you can find thousands of people partaking in getting it all. Running, biking, partner and group workouts, basking in North Moore Season in full glory. It’s important to note that in addition to its location, schedule, North Moore Season is very much so a state of mind. Induced by wearing a pair of WOLACO North Moore Shorts. A 9in compression short with two sweat-proof pockets that allows you to store your phone, cash, keys, and cards without a worry in the world so you can relish in full North Moore Season glory.
“What are you doing after work?!”
“I’m strapping on my North Moore shorts and hitting the pier ITS FRICKIN NORTH MOORE SEASON!”
When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
When something happens in a specific season in a series that you watch that happens so fast, you can't process it right away and it's a pain to connect the dots.
Person 1: Did you see that season of (insert your favorite series here)? Man, it gave me season whiplash.
Person 2: Same. The entire season was rushed. I got a headache just trying to understand it all.