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what me and your mom did
Ex: me and your had sex last night
Stuffin the peach
He walks in and pushes you up against the wall.... His hand grasps around your neck as he begins taking off your clothes... slowly going further down he finally he gets to the spot... you let out a quiet moan as he makes you cum... 'shhh' he says, 'be the good girl we all know you are...' suddenly you're off the wall..... you get on your knees and start...
You're horny a** better stop. U weird a** h*e. Y u searching sex up u perv.
I told him to come in the room, he sat down on me and pulled off both his and my clothes. We were on the bed, he started putting his dick in my vagina, I moaned. I felt some warm liquid in my pussy. He has cummed. I stick my finger in, bring it out and swallow it, I felt different. I had to tell him. “I think... I think I’m pregnant.” I whispered in his ear. “Oh shit,” he said. And it was all over.
A way of showing your place in the world. (The better your sex the higher you rank.) So a fat guy could have great sex and be accepted by fashion models.
How good is your sex? (Possibly asked by a girl at a bar)
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Sophie was at a party with some friends. It was about 10pm and things started to get wild. She pulled James toward her and whispered "please daddy, come upstairs". So they staggered up the stairway to the bathroom. As soon as they had locked the door Sophie said "turn around" once James had turned away she stripped down and James did the same. He turned around and shoved his hard dick into her pussy. She moaned loudly and stuck her tongue in his mouth. James then stuck his finger up her ass hole which made Sophie giggle.Then Sophie said "Harder Harder Daddy" So James pushed his dick as far as it would go. A few minutes later Sophie and James got bored of just doing stand up sex so they decided to do 69 in the bathtub. Sophie sucked his hard dick. "Fuck it, we should do this every night" Suddenly the heard someone trying to turn the door handle. They stood up and James said loudly "Just going shit" Then they heard footsteps going back downstairs. "That was close" They went back in the tub and they had some more 69. Then they heard a voice from downstairs saying "party's over". They stood up and got dressed. As they were leaving the bathroom James said to Sophie "wanna come over to my house for the night?"