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A sloppy jose is when you fuck a girl in the ass and just before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into a double shot of Jose Cuervo. Then, let her take the shot like the dirty whore she is.
Last night I slipped that chick at the bar a sloppy jose.
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After fornicating a menstruating vagina (if you're stupid,after fucking a bleedin' pussy), rub your penis vigorously about her lips and chin, thus creating the illusion
of having eaten a Sloppy Joe.
I fucked that raggin' bitch then fed her a Sloppy Joe!
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During 69, a man sticks his tongue up another man's asshole, causing the guy getting rimmed to shit in his partner's mouth.
Prince Edward asks his butler: "But I thought a sloppy aardvark was between a man and a woman?"
Butler: "No, Your Highness, you are welcome to do it to me."
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when two people try to get each other off the first one who gets off says, "that's the way it was." just like walter cronkite used to say it. invented by jon stewart.
dude i think the vice president and Karl Rove were giving each other sloppy cronkites.
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A poor hand job (HJ) often bootleg in nature such as in a closet or while other people are in the room. Decreases the odds of orgasm and may lead to blue balls and or bleeding.
Something you wish was skipped and went straight to giving brain.
The lowest form in the hierarchy of the hookup.
"She give me a sloppy HJ"
"Yeah man I went to this party and this girl gave me a sloppy HJ under the poker table."
"We were hookin up and all I got was a sloppy HJ. WTF? Get down bitch"
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After cumming in the women's ear, the man takes a bite out of it.
Jack liked to sloppy tyson the office slut.
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An individual who is not only sloppy drunk, but is also acting like a duck. (please see duck entry) They are best known for being a very noisy species. Their behavior is best characterized by; spillage of alcoholic beverages, screeching loudly (also known as quacking) and incessantly searching for items they have lost in their drunken stupor, before falling asleep in the club. The sloppy duck (slopopithus) is indigenous to South Florida, yet they can be found all over the world. Attempts have been made to domesticate this wild creature, yet when in captivity they tend to become very depressed and yearn to be out in the wild. If you spot a sloppy duck please approach with caution, they may seem fun at first, but they will end up ruining your night and your shoes with their projectile vomiting.
Yeah she was acting like a sloppy duck
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