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Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas
Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.
The words of a horny Asuka.
From the LAS fanfiction "Scar Tissue"
"Pants down, Shinji."
It’s not a slur but a name for a Pokémon and is totally radical because it just sounds cute
Chinky pants I choose you!
When you get happy and you show it in your pants, not your face.
Collin hugged Madi and got a pants smile.
The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"
This is when someone touches a girls pussy through their pants.
guy 1: Man do you see that hot girl over there? guy 2: I sure do. Man you aint gonna get any pussy from her. guy 1: Really cuz the other night I got some pants pussy from her. guy 2: Wow your lucky.
a term to refer to men engaging in the (forbidden) act of expressing and/or experiencing emotions. Oftentimes, this manifests in a manner that would be considered socially acceptable of a woman. Contrary to other pejorative terms, it does not carry a derogatory connotation.
antonym — 'big boy pants'
EM, reviewed AA
you sure you wanna watch the movie? you might get little pants, i know i'll have to put mine on
sorry, i'm just having a little pants moment👖