who did 9/11

bush

Someone asked me "who did 9/11" and the answer is bush.

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i eat mop who

a knock knock joke

pronounced as: "I eat more poo"

Person 1: Knock, knock!
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: I eat mop.
Person 2: I eat mop who?
Person 1: Dammit, man, that is way too much information!

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who touched ma spaghett

When you leave your spaghett on the table and someone touches it

Pewdiepie reference ~ 2018

Comes from when the word 'spaghetti' was mispronounced

"Who touched ma spaghett?"

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Show em Who's Boss

a response to someone's statement when they show authority, dominance or certainty in the statement. If they put some emphasis on their statement and want everyone to know that they run the show, you respond with the phrase. It has a sarcastic tone and can abruptly end the conversation at times.

Person 1: I'm gonna win this damn game idiot!

Person 2: Show em Who's Boss Bak!

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Who up playing with they worm?

A phrase used to check if anyone is up late and jackin' off online.

Friend 1: "Who up playing with they worm?"
Freind 2: "You already know B)"

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The boy who never changed

Kevin, a kid on my bus.

After the summer vacation he showed no change in apperance, height, or weight. It was amazing.

Me: Hey kevin, the boy who never changed, sleep-overs are fun!

Kevin: Was I talking to you? NO.

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the spy who shagged me

Character formally known as Austin Danger Powers or the international man of mystery. Fought numerous battles with Dr. Evil and got alot of ass in the process. Will go down in history as one of the greatest shaggers of all time.

Austin Powers is the Spy Who Shagged me.

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