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The ailment that afflicts all those who should really be doing something productive but instead end up procrastinating or doing something which requires little or no effort what so ever.
I was going to look for a job but i was suffering from can't be arsed syndrome and ended up watching crap TV all day.
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To fall over spectacularly. See A over T, cunt up
"I was so drunk I fell arse over tit"
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when you fall over in dramatic fashion
i fell arse over elbows, did you see it happen,
lose most, if not all, of money you have gambled or risked
The longer you play the slot machines the more certain it becomes that you will do your arse.
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Suffering from can't be arsed syndrome means you can't be arsed to do anything. A general lack of motivation to do basic tasks. Taking it easy. Avoiding heavy work. Finding day to day tasks cumbersome. Used in an specific instance as an out of the ordinary day for someone who is usually hard working.
dude 1: I am suffering from can't be arsed syndrome today.
dude 2: Why? What's up?
dude 1: I just have no motivation.
dude 2: Are you tired?
dude 1: Not really. I just can't be arsed today.
dude 2: I know what you mean.
One who is a Belcher, an Ian Belcher
That Belcher is a Lard Arse
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A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick
Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?
Mark: yeah I'm well up for that
Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go
Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me
Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before
Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.
Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!