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asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.

guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole

by crustydiscarge69 February 5, 2021


Asshole switch

A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment

All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.

by Fortyphobic November 18, 2018


Asshole Penetration

when a dick comes in and out of the asshole. OR when the dick enters the asshole at a very fast rate.

hey Kimberly i could really use some asshole penetration right now because im really horney.

by theassholepenetrator February 26, 2012


cuddly asshole

Someone who is nice to be around but can be a real asshole sometimes.

My friend is a real cuddly asshole

by Yaka the magnificent April 27, 2016


tangling asshole

Ones definition of butthole play with someone that they work closely with.

Singlularty of tangling assholes

See also tangling assholes

We had to separate the retired testers because they spent all their time tangling assholes...

by Fuzzy Furlong April 28, 2016


sloppy asshole

An asshole that has cum all over it

Last night was so crazy she had a sloppy asshole.

by SaltyCock69 December 12, 2016


Shaq's Asshole

Dying urge to take a shit.

Having an asshole proportionate to Shaq's body.

Ah man! This diarrhea is giving me Shaq's asshole.

by Chorbashi November 1, 2020