when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.
guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole
A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment
All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.
when a dick comes in and out of the asshole. OR when the dick enters the asshole at a very fast rate.
hey Kimberly i could really use some asshole penetration right now because im really horney.
Someone who is nice to be around but can be a real asshole sometimes.
My friend is a real cuddly asshole
Ones definition of butthole play with someone that they work closely with.
Singlularty of tangling assholes
See also tangling assholes
We had to separate the retired testers because they spent all their time tangling assholes...
An asshole that has cum all over it
Last night was so crazy she had a sloppy asshole.
Dying urge to take a shit.
Having an asshole proportionate to Shaq's body.
Ah man! This diarrhea is giving me Shaq's asshole.