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An asshole from Arkansas. Said asshole will go to any lengths to defend the state including uttering delusional sentences such as “Arkansas is the best place in America”.
Dude1 : Arkansas is the natural state! The absolute best!!! Yesssssss!!!!
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.
When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.
"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.
Adj. A oxymoron to describe a person who is highly respected but at the same time, this person gets away with being an asshole due to established hierarchy status.
Example:
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.
2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"
Dying urge to take a shit.
Having an asshole proportionate to Shaq's body.
Ah man! This diarrhea is giving me Shaq's asshole.
The mathematical function that describes how you can’t really get all of the shit off your asshole by wiping. It is asymptotic and tends towards 0 as a function of number of wipes, but never quite gets there.
With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.
A special class of asshole found in and around NYC. Fond of saying things like "...I am prepared to use my considerable resources..."
A: If you don't do my bidding I am prepared to use my considerable resources to ruin you!
B: Fuck off. What a NY asshole.
A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away
“Dude did you see the picture of Mitchell’s Asshole?”