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(of a woman): To sleep with a man (then have breakfast afterward, hence the term) for some material gain, usually some sort of inside or confidential information not publicly known.
Not to be mistaken with prostitution in usual sense. In this case the payment is not monetary and the quid pro quo aspect is not necessarily arranged beforehand though the understanding is that the sex isn't free or spontaneous.
Atty one: Wow, how you did find out the VP of finance was skimming off the deal with the state?
Atty two: I met his deputy last week and threw him a breakfast.
A word from a Lil Wayne song: Fireman
When a women is so desperate for some cash she will even eat jizz early in the morning.
Sparkly moaned as Jason came in her mouth at 6 am. As he unloaded Jason screamed CASH MONEY BREAKFAST!
Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.
"That bitch shat on my dick so i gave her a crusty breakfast burrito"
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The offering of oral sex to a member of the intellectually superior, large-penised nationality in hopes of acquiring additional intelligence and/or larger genitalia.
I'll have a Norwegian Breakfast for one, please.
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An entire bottle of NyQuil followed by a pack of Lucky Strikes and choice of heavy machinery.
Don't park your car there because Steve had the Surgeon General's Breakfast this morning.
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When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
I love this tea, its so yummy
Dude, I just English Breakfast Tea'd in that!
Yummy ;)
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Similar to dingleberry stew; the chuck berry breakfast consists of human feces slathered in pancake syrup and butter served on a hot pane of glass. Favorite morning time meal of legendary R&B musician Chuck Berry. See Cold Carl.
"This chuck berry breakfast is chock full o' nuts."
"My lady was constipated so she couldn't serve me a chuck berry breakfast."
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