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A cook machine is a way to use less space having a cooker and a washing machine in 1
The other day I brought a cook machine to use less space
Whenever you see someone of the Indian race you must observe that they have been perfectly cooked by god's oven.
Ohh, there goes Sid. He's a perfectly cooked one.
All the built up dead skin on a Chef feet that allows him to stand on his feet for long periods or hours throughout the day
Man, I just did a 15 hour shift at the restaurant, but thanks to cooks feet my feet don’t hurt
A game about cooking meth and selling it to people for a profit. but to be on roblox, its chemical made glass (Meth) which you can eat
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Glass Cooking Tycoon? it is a game where you make meth-
Person 2: ITS GLASS. FOR WINDOWS. NOT METH. It's for windows yeah?
Person 1: Right i forgot. yeah its glass
A shithole that for some reason is a school.
Its in Harlow Town which is in Essex.
The staff are on crack and hit children.
The dinner ladies spit in the food and then shove it in the gobs of the children.
“I got kicked out of Cook Spinney, how lucky am i!”
When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles
Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.
Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion
That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.