death chamber

(n)

1. A euphemism for an old lady's genitals.
2. An infertile woman.
3. A woman with an STD.

"I thought I hooked up with a cute girl last night, but this morning I woke up in some old hag's death chamber."

or

"Initially I was wearing a condom, but it got lost in that woman's death chamber"

Also could be used to describe an infertile woman.

"We are trying to have a baby, but my semen doesn't survive in her death chamber."

"It felt so good, but I know I have to get tested after I spent a night with her death chamber."

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Death Tax

A term derived from the parasitic nature of people who attempt to profit off of the deaths of famous people.

Advertisement: "Come get your Whitney Houston memorial T-shirt, poster, and CD for only $169.99!"

Guy 1: "What a prime example of the death tax. Some people just don't know how to pass up a chance to make money."

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Butt Death

the death of your ass from farting.
when you fart so loud, you die.

when you fart so hard, you literally rip your ass.

1: "-rips ass very loudly-"
2: wtf, butt death much?

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death stroodle

someone or something which takes cruel or unusual enjoyment in death, pain, mysery, or woe

"My cat killed another bird today"
"She's such a death stroodle"

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The Death Star

Whilst fisting your partner, you extend all 5 fingers mimicing the act of the death star exploding.

"Dude, my girlfriend was pissing me off all day so I gave her the Death Star and sent her to the hospital."

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Blues death

Dying in a shotgun shack or cheap motel while busted flat and at the end of the line; a forlon, lonely ending such as expiring in a broken down cot in a homeless shelter or at the back of a gym; death via state-sanctioned execution, substance abuse, or at the hands of a cuckolded husband.

"Sam Cooke, the great gospel and soul crooner, died a true blues death when he was shot and killed Dec. 11, 1964, in Los Angeles. Cooke was found in the manager's room at the Hacienda Motel in a state of undress. Bertha Franklin, the motel, shot Cooke in the heart as he attacked her to find out the whereabouts of a woman who had fled his $3-a-night room."

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Ring of Death

The red circle that appears around your Xbox 360 when it has loose cables or brakes down. The number of lines indicate the problem.

Person 1: Shit man, I was playing my 360, when the ring of death came up, now it's fucked.

Person 2: Yeah, I heard about that, that's fucked.

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