DID

Someone who suffers from "Disorder of Intellectual Development"

"Damn John is retarded"
"Nah, dude, you can't say that anymore, they like to be called DIDs now"

Did

Hello I am a hacker

Did you just eat me?

Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.

Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?

Did I ask?

Did I ask? a term used by annoying people who think they are hilarious and doing something.

Person 1: You're dumb

Person 2: DID I ASK???

Did I ask?

One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.

Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death

Did I ask?

A shitty comeback quote used by 8th graders

7th grader: hey how ya doin?
8th Grader: DID I ASK?

Did I ask?

If you're here you can't say this.

Guy: You want air?

9yo: Did I ask?