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A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours
I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.
a man whose wife prefers a dildo to her husband's penis, thus restricting access to her pussy.
the only way a dildo cuckold husband could fuck his wife was to use a dildo.
When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo
Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo
when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo
bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.
The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off and preceding to use it as a dildo
After we got done fucking I went to the restroom and gave her a sausage dildo to play around with.
Shitting into a condom, tying it off, and using it as a dildo
"I used a sausage dildo, since I left my personal one at home"
When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.
I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo