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States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.
Edward's equation:
1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas
How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.
A girl that can't see straight and if you call her by name, she'll think you said "SNAKE" and run in the opposite direction for miles and miles until you have to get in you car and find her huddled up in a corner. She usually has brown hair and not very many friends. She goes to church once in a while and holds deep dark secrets she only tells her best friend.
Dude! Did you see that girl over there who started running forever? She must be a lauren Edwards! Let's go chase her down!
A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps
Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle
Edward Walter Furlong (born August 2, 1977) is an American actor most known for playing the young John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. He's starred in various films over the years. He's also abused various drugs over the years. Nowadays he is working on his sobriety, only using vapes and Redbull to supplement the hard drugs.
Guy 1: Dude what ever happened to Edward Furlong?
Guy 2: oh dude he's sober now! I don't know if he's doing any film stuff right now but he's sober!
Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️
To be loving of peppermints loves his or her mom. And is very kind.
Edwardism approves of you.
Most often used to describe someone who flakes. Often appears to have a box like head and blinks excessively. Uses words and phrases such as: ok, bet, just kidding, and not kidding. Has the mindset that everything he owns is superior to his opposers.
Guy1: I can't believe he said he was going to come to my party but never showed up.
Guy2: he sounds like a total Conner Edward Smith