Father I Have Sinned

"Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.

Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.

"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.

A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.

Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."

"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."

Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.

imma have it one day

Excerpt from a Playboi Carti's song "One Day" commonly used by men who witness an act of love between to individuals in a relationship, while they themselves are not in a relationship. The sight reinvigorates that sense of loneliness that they had briefly forgotten about. While this produces a sad mood in most, it can motivate other men to strive for greater achievements through their own self-improvement.

Yesterday, I saw this couple and they were practically inseparable. I told myself that imma have it one day, but lately I don't know.

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You have two assholes

An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"

This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.

Kid 1: You suck at Halo 3.
Kid 2: Well, you have two assholes!

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can't have a shit in detroit

Feeling terrible while in Detroit. Pretty obvious

Man I can't have a shit in Detroit

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have one's ticket punched

To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.

Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.

It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.

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because i have a penis

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).

Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.

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I Have Two Cocks

A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.

First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.

"I Have Two Cocks"

Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks

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