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Atomic heart fridge

Mommy fridge

bro ON GOD that atomic heart fridge got me so bricked . mommy fridge like how tf a fridge get me hard

by Atomic heart February 22, 2023

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Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.

Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


broken heart money

The money you saved to buy something special for that special someone but they are already taken by someone else.

Kruz saved upmoney to buy Kiana flowers but she is going out with somebody else. So he spent his broken heart money to buy food for Josh and Napela.

by Kruz T. February 7, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Russian Heart Attack

A murder made to look like death by natural causes, normally committed by the Kremlin.

"Oh yeah, Vlad was a public speaker against the dictatorship. A week after one of his biggest speeches, he died from Russian Heart Attack (if you know what I mean)."

by Spher0 September 28, 2017


The colors of my heart

My heart was diagnosed in 8th grade,
You were supposed to save, not hurt.
Now it has been so dismayed,
Lost faith in humanity, I would say.

The golden heart was once beating,
Now that kind heart is bleeding.
The sincere heart that kept on giving,
Now it is just a useless thing.

Don't even try to explain anything
Misunderstanding, always misunderstanding
My good intensions were not convinced
Well, then, I am leaving.. everything behind.

Put my memories aside.
Please just don't cry.
You won't see me cry.
Crying in happiness knowing you are fine.

The colors of my heart: rainbows.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 12, 2022

by Time Capsule๐Ÿ’Š April 19, 2023


The love heart technique

When your bopping someone and you force there legs behind there back breaking them in the process into a love heart shape

I did the love heart technique with the stripper now sheโ€™s in the hospital

by BestGeographer454 February 3, 2020


Kingdom Hearts 3

The most anticipated game for the past 14 years in which the release date was pushed back for 3 years and was the biggest disappointment in a kingdom hearts game ever.

There were no Final Fantasy Characters except for like 2, unlike the other games, and the difficulty level was targeted towards 11 year olds who never played the original.

*3 shadows spawn*
My Reaction Commands: does a whole ass magic spell that causes fire to pour down and ends up hitting Donald instead of the 3 heartless*
Me: welp, what else can we expect from Kingdom Hearts 3

by heartlessangel8 August 20, 2019