cross her ts

To ejaculate across a woman's breasts. Can be used in conjunction with wordDot her eyes/word.

When I came, my girlfriend let me cross her T's.

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fuck her to the ground

A phrase describing the desire and/or act of very rough sex in which the receiving partner is taken from whatever apparatus was initially used (bed, couch, counter, etc.) to the floor.

Guy 1: Hey man, some friends and I are about to see "Lucy". You in?
Guy 2: That Scarlett Johansson movie? Hell yeah I'm in. She's so fucking hot.
Guy 1: Right? Dude, if I got a chance at that, I would fuck her to the ground.

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listen to her boyfriend

something girlfriends don’t do, you say something then they deny you ever said that

i told rose to do something but she didn’t do it because she never listens to me because she doesn’t “listen to her boyfriend”

Shredded' her Cabbage

Used as a connotation towards having sex with someone but in reality you did nothing.

"After the bar, I took Amanda home and Shredded' her Cabbage."

buzzing her dooter

When a female enjoys the act of pleasuring herself with a vibrating sexual toy.

That girl probably enjoys buzzing her dooter before taking a nap.

amnesia was her name

The doctor said I had tomato loss...
(All right.)

Verse 2
Dr. Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce
(All right)
And every word she said, it was a little surprise

Post-Chorus
I guess she didn’t know how to treat me right
Because I can’t recall where I slept that night

Verse 3
Amnesia was her name, she had memory loss
(No, wait)
Well, every word I said, it was a little surprise—ing
(All right)
And every word she said didn’t make it across

Outro
Can’t remember when we walked past the O.R. sign
(Surgery.)
Can’t remember passing out with her hand in mine
(My-my-mind.)
I remember waking up with my mind repaired
(A-okay!)
I remember when I realized she wasn’t there

person 1: I love lemon demons song Amnesia Was Her Name!

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: We can't be friends.

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Fashion of her Love

A sarcastic, bittersweet, and depressing Lady GaGa song about the trivialities of life, particularly romance.

Yo dawg, I thought I was the perfect boyfriend. We had the best times of our lives.

Meh, you can't quantitatively measure the fashion of her love bro.