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bate my hook

To jack someone off

Lady:"im bored, what should we do?"
Fella:"Well...you could bate my hook...?"

by Pearly Pete November 22, 2009


Sarah Catherine Hook

A rather pretty vampire, some would say an absolute 10.

Super nice, but would 100% bite you if she gets unbearably hungry, especially after he first kill.

She is suuuch a Sarah Catherine Hook. Absolute stunner.

by QueenB7 June 18, 2022


Hook up bag

Bag a person keeps, usually in a car containing a change of clothes, underwear and or toiletries for post sex clean up. Usually the calling card of a cheating partner a Hook up bag can often be found in the trunk of an adulterer for the next time an opportunity arises so they may hide the evidence and wash away the lies.

That girl from the bar is such a slut she keeps a hook up bag in her car just in case.

by Monkeyfarts May 16, 2013


Hillbilly Fish Hook

The act of having sex with a girl doggystyle while having a dip of chew in, then part way through take the dip out with one finger, lean forward and give it to your lady by fish hooking the dip into her mouth.

My brother Alex S. gave me a Hillbilly Fish Hook last night, and it was pretty hot!

by Snipedog22 August 20, 2020


Somalian Fish Hook

The Somalian Fish Hook is when a male lies flat on the floor naked flopping up and down like a dying fish whilst the female has her anus in the males face, this act can also be known as the Welsh rarebit or Davy Jones's locker

Oi Jamie I used that Somalian Fish Hook on that Thai bird last night, absolutely cracking

by Gout Dribbler March 18, 2019


Orbital Fish Hook

The orbital fish hook is a predecessor to the normal fish hook used on your girl while having sex. Since the jaw is soft, pliable, and bound to tear eventually. You hook your finger inside the orbital bone of the eye to make sure you have a proper hold during coitus. If the jaw rips she is scarred forever but the orbital bone will stand the test of time.

My girl and I were doing it doggy style last night and right as I started banging her real hard I reached up and obtained the orbital fish hook... it was a little uncomfortable at first but after she saw the beauty of not having to worrying about her jaw ripping she really dug it.

by Tribaltattoo0573 April 30, 2009

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off da hook

some thing really cool and exciting, interesting and fun.
~or~
someone who is totally fucked up

1) yo this party is off da hook!
2) yo that girl is off da hook with drugs

by Alex May 25, 2003

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