Andrew Bottle

A deformed ass water bottle. Looks like those milk carton things where the top is curved.
Also can be used to describe a person with funny bones.

Person 1: Ayo, I just droppped my water bottle, and now it be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Fr? Shit sucks. Flip that shit.

Person 1: I kicked Matthew's ass so hard, he be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Ay fr cuh? Send me the video!

Twater Bottle

Slang term for a douche

Her time of the month came so she told her baby daddy to grab her a couple Twater Bottles at the dollar tree on the way tback from seein his P.o.

bottle season

A season of a TV Show where most, if not all of the scenes take place in a single setting. This is similar to the term “bottle episode”, only the budget is saved for an entire season instead of a singular episode.

This term was first coined by YouTuber “Vee Infuso”in 2020 to describe the final season of “How I Met Your Mother” and how majority of the season takes place in 3 days.

TV noob: Why are the charaters staying in one or two places the whole season??

TV guru: Duh its called a bottle season. they don't have alot of money left so they are staying in one place to conserve it.

1,000 bottles of baby oil 🍼🍼

what was diddy thinking?

why did diddy get 1,000 bottles of baby oil 🍼🍼

Bottle racing

3 or more people all fuck the shit out of a bottle until they cum. Whoever cums last must butt chug all the semen.

Dave is missing school today after getting his ass kicked in bottle racing.

piss bottle

a term for the followers of Ben's shitty fall out boy meme acc murdered.by.petewentz. all of his amazing followers r piss bottles ever since Ben drank piss out of a bottle.

u follow murdered.by.petewentz? dude ur such a cool piss bottle

Hot Bottle of Arm

A scientific amount of heat equal to the thermal output of one (1) arm, warm enough to attract the companionship of a small-to-medium sized pet snake.

The term comes from the comparison of one's own arm to a large bottle of hot water.

"Of course cats and small reptiles love her so much, shes got two hot bottles of arm."

Jane: You feel a little warm, are you alright?
Timothy: It's fine, I just have a whole hot bottle of arm