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The person that is being a dickhead. Or a faggot and doing something really dumb
Uncle Dan is a fucking jizz wap
One who injests a load of sperm just shot into their mouth the same as one would enjoy a swallow of liquid refreshment. One who prides themselves and their own self worth on that one ultimate willing submission so swallow cum. Like me!
Man, that chick is supposedly a pure virgin but is really a cock hungry jizz drinker
The stinging sensation and subsequent red eye that results from an ejaculate coming into contact with an eyeball.
I got jizz eye the other night from my boyfriend.
The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye
after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.
I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.
The last few drops of semen that leak out up to five minutes after initial ejaculation.
I just got my underwear on and looked down and had fizzle jizzed and had to change.
a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.
Come to the light little sperm, I'm the jizz whisperer!
A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.
"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"
Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X