light switch

1) A woman/man who appears much hotter in the dark than with the lights on.

2) The act of turning off the lights to hide an unattractive mate.

1) Bro, its last call at the bar. Club lights are about to come on and your in for a surprise. That girls a light switch.

2) Although she's ugly, i haven't got any in a while. When i get home, i'll just light switch her.

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Bud light

Punish them with whatever tools at hand. I like the sound of that.

Hym "If I drink bud light, how does a tran being on the can affect me at all? How does it change how I think? Do I care? Is anything going to happen? What effect would it even really have on Bud light as a company? Are they going to learn their lesson and not sponser people I don't like in the future? Are worse people being promoted by other companies? No. It doesn't. No. No. Probably not. Probably. You're not a moral authority."

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neon lights

if sumfink was reali gd

dat was neon lights

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Love and light

A term used often by people who confuse hedonism with spirituality. Often an upper middle class person who grew up in the midwest and subsequently moved to the mountains or somewhere by a beach or anywhere they consider "nature". Love and light people are usually only concerned with surrounding themselves with good looking shallow people and doing lots of psychedelics while they daydream about how they would run their own soviet. They usually congregate in old warehouses or off of dirt roads in spots that aren't ADA accessible and not up to building code. They own at least one sari and plan to go to India so they can learn yoga and open up an overpriced studio of their own in a cool hip city back in the USA. The love is the MDMA and the light is from their glow sticks and fire dancing.

Ricky talked about love and light a lot but he only used his reiki crystals and sessions to try and hook up with girls.

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Light fitting

Mild covulsions

Man 1: Is that guy alright? He's shaking quite a bit..
Man 2: Dont worry, just some light fitting

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fog lights

1. A term referring specifically to a young woman's breasts that hang below the normal level, despite the fact that they are small.

2. Any small breasts.

1. "What's up with Rachel's boobs, man?"
"You mean her fog lights? Idonno, it's kind of weird."
"I still think she's hot."

2. "You know that Kennedy girl? She got drunk the other night and showed everyone her fog lights."

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light support

The process of paying for someone else's electric bill.

"How do you console my mom or give her light support
When you telling her your sons' on life support"
-Kanye West

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