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whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub
"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"
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When a man takes a full stack of Chips Ahoy cookies and places them at the entrance to a woman's vagina. He then proceeds to push the entire stack of cookies into her vaginal cavity and break them up with his penis as they begin intercourse.
Amy: He gave you The Cookie Monster?
Betty: Yeah I'm queefing fucking crumbs!
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A popular pet name from a girlfriend's tuna cave.
Boy: Hey, do you want to play Wild Ones?
Girl: The panty monster is hungry.
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The act of letting any man bang your old lady and you collect all the cum with your mouth.
Carl Kluge is such a fuckin cuck monster
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a term used to describe two people (usually female) where one is nice looking (the Honey) and the other is ugly (the monster)
Robin: Cor Batman, Look at them two!
Batman: Yes Robin, it's that damn honey-monster theory again!!!
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i) a general analogy for all things terrible and horrendous in nature.
1) ripping someones shit out by sticking your arm elbow deep in their face is a type of "slug monstering".
2) If a child is vampiric then by law you must axe their throats. This is another manner of slug monstering someone. Or SM'ing their shit.
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a monster that lives in Alabama who has a penis for a face he seeks children in the night to deep throat them so hard that they choke
I went downstairs and saw the penis monster
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