Random
Source Code
Random
The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.
"Those NAMBLA rights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "
59👍 10👎
Vomiting while one is having diarrhea.
why let food poisoning slow a nigh of drinking? the wost that can happens a little bit of monstering.
6👍 12👎
When a dog gets so wound up that they begin running circles around the room.
~Monstering typically continues until all of the dog's energy is spent and they flop down onto the floor for a quick nap.
~Also known as "Monster-Dogging."
Stand back, Fido is monstering again.
1👍 18👎
A monster is something you ask your parents to check under the bed for (if you are a kid).
A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.
Timmy (kid): Mom! Dad! Could you check under the bed and in the closets for monsters?
Mom and Dad: Sure!
Dad: *Checks closet.
No monster here!
Mom: *checks other closet.
No monster here.
Timmy: What about under the bed?
Mom: What’s this? Monster?
Timmy: What? Monster?!
Tony (older brother): I was looking for that!
*Chugs Monster energy drink.
Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"!
*Everyone laughs except for Timmy.
Timmy: Errrr! Dad!
a large, ugly, and frightening imaginary creature.
You, Monster, disappear please!
2👍 2👎