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An Alabama custard musket is the act of having anal sex with your sister, cousin, aunt, or mother, and ejaculating into their rectum. Once this has been achieved, lay on your back, with the female participant squatting over you. She then farts out her man-custard frosted stink nuggets at you at alarmingly high velocity while screaming "the South shall rise again!" as you try to dodge the hailstorm of custard frosted butt bullets.
Oh dang man, my cousin Bobby-Jean Billy Joe Bob Possum Dog gave me the worst Alabama Custard Musket. It was so bad even Mountain Dew wouldn't wash it out of my mullet.
A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.
UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?
Her: YES UNCLE STEVE
The act in which a girl consumes a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos and performs an Alabama Volcano on a guy.
"Man, Jenna gave me the best Doritos Alabama Volcano ever last night."
Putting your throbbing dick inside the engine of a ram while being strapped on to the ram. The car needs to go exactly 69 mph to ensure the best but.
We finna do an Alabama ram 1500
Gastrointestinal pain and excessive flatulence caused by poor southern diet.
I've got that South Alabama Gas something awful
(noun) a person from Alabama who irritates you.
A play on words from the famous song by The Edsels: Rama Lama Ding Dong
(as you're leaving the football stadium after Alabama just annihilated your team & their fans are rubbing it in): "Just ignore those Alabama ding dongs."
When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex
Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did the Alabama hot coffee