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A famous 21st Century writer, populaized by such works as "Sergei The Searcher" and "The Violent Bob Saga." Is often seen weaving decrative baskets...
I wanna wanna wanna be... John Lindsey!
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A barrier island in South Carolina, in the Charelston area. Known for is infamous parties, drinking, & drug consumption. Usually done by ages 14-99.
Bazzle: PARTY AT THE TREE FARM!
Kid 1: Isn't that on Johns Island?
Bazzle: DUH.
Kid 1: YESSSS!
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One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. Loves dubstep among other bad-ass musical genres. Drives a moped that accentuates his golden locks in the wind. Has an amazingly attractive bod and some of the hottest features you'll ever witness on this earth.
"They call me Bond. John Bond."
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A relatively minor surgery that is used as an excuse for an extremely long absence from work.
I have this huge project due next week and my boss is driving me crazy. Luckily my pinky toenail is giving me fits. I'll just get it Timmy John'd and take off a few weeks.
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John Deacon is the amzing bassist from the band Queen. He wrote the songs Another One Bites The Dust, You're My Best Friend and I want to Break Free. John was the youngest member and the last to join.
John retired from the music scene in the late 1990's and has decided not to join Brian May and Roger Taylor in the Queen and Paul Rogers tour.
John Deacon is the highly unapreciated bass player from Queen.
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A guitar player for a band called The Summer Set. The most gorgeous man alive. Also the most sexually fantasized man ever to live, and there a small chance he might be Jesus. If Stevie Wonder and Prince had a baby, he would be their white offspring.
Jeepers mister John Gomez, you're a cutie.
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Former guitarist of Marilyn Manson and current lead guitarist for Rob Zombie. Started a side project band called Loser, which never truly came into the mainstream. He has worked with artists including Garbage, Avril Lavigne, and David Lee Roth. Overall he is a powerful and influential figure in the guitar industry, appearing at the NAMM show every year.
His style is quite freeform, but still has a steady beat. His metal influences are obvious in his latest album The Devil Knows My Name, but he also branches into bluegrass and straight up blues through some of the album as well as his older works (Vertigo, Songs for Sanity).
His split with Marilyn Manson was entirely mutual. Manson did not fire him, and John did not quit. After Holy Wood's tour, he simply felt he needed to branch out into other directions/work on his solo albums more.
If you know him just because of Manson and Zombie, good god check out his stuff. His solos are absolutely devastating. great solo artist.
John 5 is the musical equivalent of climaxing in an old person's crutches.
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