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Hoe Puppy: Any Basic Bitch using the puppy tongue filter on SnapChat
Jennifer is such a fucking hoe puppy!! That girl is always using that same damn snap filter
How niggas look at you when they want some wings
*Person 1 and 2 are at the front buying some wings
Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour”
Person 1: *Puppy face
Person 2: *sigh
“Alright fine”
A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.
Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.
A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice
Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.
When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.
She caused him to neglect the dog so he gave her a jealous puppy.
Puppy drugs is the first ever sort of weed to get you higher than god.
It's a rival to the weed of Brady's. PuppyDrugs, that shit makes you higher than god.
Person 1: OI FAM I JUST USED PUPPY DRUGS
Person 2: HAHA LOSER I GOT BRADY'S W33333D
Person 1: O SHI
Slut Puppy
A member of the most prestigious university gc. The menaces of Patio housing chat, & the best mfrs on earth. One of the rulers of OSU’s incoming freshmen class. A horny bitch that is addicted to something, or a person who will succeed in life.
“I wish i could clean my dorm bathroom :( ”
“girl, stop being a slut puppy”
*in the hospital bc of a sex accident*
^slut puppy moment