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When you get happy and you show it in your pants, not your face.
Collin hugged Madi and got a pants smile.
The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"
Pants strategically placed on the floor next to the bed for emergency situations when you sleep naked. You just step right in and geaux.
Good thing I had my floor pants next to the bed when the mother-in-law barged in the house.
A person who sells-out by putting a price on their dignity, effectively whoring their standards and views out for money, instead of their bodies.
Newspaper Editor: I need you to write a article on how evil gays are
You: But I have nothing against the gays
Newspaper Editor: Write it or your sacked!
You: Fine I quit, I'm not going to be your pants-on prostitute
If you go around pouting your a pouty pants
Donald Trump needs to put on his big man pants and accept he lost the presidential election instead of being a pouty pants.
When your at a sleepover with the homies and you get uncomfortable in your pants so you all agree to take off your pants.
Jamal: hey Tyrone
Tyrone: what
Jamal: NO PANTS TIME
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Pants pee is when you use your pants, boxers, or briefs to hold your penis when you pee. You shake it like this as well, and your hands never actually make contact with your penis
I didn't want to have to wash my hands off, so I did the pants pee