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The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.
Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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When a male is pissy and irritable for no apparent reason; the male version of PMS
Charlie must have pre-manstrual syndrome because he started yelling at everyone for no reason.
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The rage that fills you as you wait in line at the DMV.
I might go on a killing spree because of my Pre-road rage!
Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars
Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
The opposite of post nut clarity.
The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.
Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.
The intense amount of musical cramming done right before a music festival. It requires long hours of surfing, looking up for song lyrics, reading about band biographies and downloading. With the shitload of bands entering the music scene every year, this is especially common among the metal music listeners.
A: I'm going to this festival, and I have no idea what half of the bands sound like!
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.