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joes paint shop

a paint shop where joe mamma shops! (inside joke!!)

ur mom went to joe's paint shop!

by domino January 23, 2005

6πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Shopping cart racing

When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.

The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.

It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.

Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.

1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!

by SunFlow3 March 21, 2021

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dropping my Shopping

Ejackulating

Man 1:Did you hear, tim dropped his shopping all over katie's face last night
Man 2:No way!!!

(in bed) man:I'm dropping my Shopping!
Woman:Pull out pull out!

by lllumpy September 14, 2009

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


closed up shop

When a woman's vagina no longer gets wet. She must use artificial lubricant.

Your mom closed up shop years ago.

by Richard999 December 19, 2015

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


one stop shop

a type of defication where the magic happens, usually in a large amount, and then ceases.
on occaision, results in a clean sweep

person sits down on toilet
within seconds: KERPLUNK
person: 'ahh...'
person: "ONE STOP SHOP, FTW!"

by cheeselog December 15, 2007

11πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Head up Shop

Phrase commonly used by people who smoke weed and are getting ancy and want to get on the road

Hey what taking so long!! Head up Shop!!

by Quonnie July 22, 2005

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


hegemonic power shopping

When well-off people (esp. white people) shop quickly, resulting in the rapid accumulation of goods from Banana Republic, J. Crew, Williams Sonoma and Pottery Barn.

Also, shopping for real estate.

He just spent four hours in SoHo doing some serious hegemonic power shopping; he must have spent at least two grand.

by SkippyD1 October 22, 2006

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž