Cardboard Sock

(n) A Forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess semen after masturbation / wanking / 5 knuckle shuffle.

Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.

"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"

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Sandy Sock

You put sand in your sock and cum in the sock and then you put it on and walk with it.

Man that Sandy Sock looks so nasty but I’m amazed Ted could walk with it on.

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Dinky Sock

Sock that keeps your dink warm during the winter or night.
Comes in polyester, wool, and even rubber.

My dink's cold so I'm going to wear my Dinky Sock.

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twat sock

girls who are good for nothing but their fuck hole and drama.

seth invited a twat sock to move into the apartment instead of me....

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optimus sock

the act of recieving head and pulling your penis out so fiercly the recievers intestines follow your penis out of his/her mouth.

"A pink sock. Just the other way."

i totally optimus socked russell last night.

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socks and shoes

a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's

person1 i got a pair of aces

person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes

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Sock dick

A man with an uncircumcised penis

Omg did you see his sock dick!

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