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the yummiest, creamiest alfredo in the world with real shredded crab meat in it instead of something boring like chicken! YUM!!
I would like to order Snow Crab Alfredo please.
Restaurant slang for when someone spits in their food.
Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.
When a man goes down and eats her girl out despite having a bad, smelly, and fungally yeast infection.
My friend: How did you and Abby celebrate her birthday?
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!
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Wow look at the crab cakes on her ... she must do squats
When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
The act of getting crabs from anal sex
Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night
Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.
Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief