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When a girl is giving you head, shove her head down on your crotch, blow your load, spit vodka in her eye, kick her in the shin and then finally run away.
Yo bro, did you hear that Tony gave his girl a Russian Pirate? Heard she hated it.
When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina
My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach
Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.
I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.
The pirate painting from SpongeBob SquarePants.
Little kid 1: Hey you know that pirate painting guy from Spongebob?
Little kid 2: Yeah, What about it?
Little kid 1: His actual name is Painty The Pirate.
Little kid 2: Holy crap I never knew that!!
Only the best color for YEEEZY.
“Um, there’s only one color, Pirate Black”
During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.
The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.